[This is Not a Prelude to Pregnancy] I used to have a pet dog named Lucky as a child. Sadly, Lucky never quite lived up to his namesake. He died when I was 11 or 12 years old. Ever since, I have always toyed with the idea of having a dog again. Of course, having a dog when you aren't even old enough to get legally married in the South bears much less responsibility than when you are old enough to get married in ANY state in the U.S. So when one of my classmated needed someone to watch her dogs, I thought, "This would be a good chance to test out having a dog." And I offered to house her 2 dogs Oliver and Kismet, thus volunteering Jon involuntarily. Meet Oliver sleeping... 
And now Kismet... 
Dear Oliver and Kismet, you are some of the most well behaved dogs I have ever met. After 2 weeks, I will miss rubbing your tummies, you greeting me when I come home, and watching you enjoy being wild and free in the leash-free dog park. I will not miss the 100+ lbs. of hair that you shedded, walking you 3x a day in hot weather, the daily multiple craps that you took that I could feel as warm clods while picking them up with plastic bags, or the little claw marks that you left on the leather couch despite the sheet cover. I concluded that I like dogs but I don't want any. The end. |